December 29, 2012

ESPN Monkey-Logic

By ROBB WITMER FULL    
LOOK HOW VALUABLE ANDREW LUCK IS BEING FOR THE COLTS AS THIS PICTURE IS BEING TAKEN.


Remember when the Colts were shitting the bed last year on their way to a 2-14 record? This caused many prominent jag-offs to say that Peyton Manning, who played exactly ZERO snaps, should be the MVP of the 2011 season. This is massively stupid for many reasons, not the least of which is that it’s incredibly insulting to any player who played during the 2011 season, or to any player who’s ever been injured.

December 4, 2012

Johnny Tebow

By ROBB WITMER FULL    
JOHNNY "BUFFALO SHOT" MANZIEL COULD BE THE MOST OVERRATED PLAYER OF ALL TIME.


Looks like we’ve got another Tebow situation on our hands. It’s still too early to tell for sure how bad this one is going to get, but so far it’s not looking good.